soo i went to a wedding yesterday . it was live we was ust deya 3pm waiting for the bride. the you have the pageboy and flower girls walking up the aisle they were soo tiny it was soo cute u wna just eat them then u had the mantren of honour and they played some nice music. then they changed it into some african music and the bride sharon and awa was skanking up the aisle it was hard. sang then they got wed then sang then preach. kevin is some joker telling little girls not to give away their special fruits and boys snickle can control the mind etc. the way he was putting it was hiarlious. then after the first part of the wedding the went down to take pictures so me leah and joy went shop for joys mum to get her a milky bar then joys friend emmanual and craig and sum other yute rode up on there bikes leah ducked to the other side and i went ova wiv joy n like they cut to the shops. so i was like joy your friend is kindar nice she was like who ur bredrin wiv the afro whu changes his bag a lot i was like nahh that other one she goes ohh craig i was like yeah so she starts baiting me out to them so i ducked n she was bringing them closer to me so i ran inside i was like i had craig on my bb b4. then me and her started chattin sit to dante on my bb cos hers is in repair. then we went to eat. hardly had anything cos it was munched out , they didnt buy cater enuff food and it was butters. so me and leah went to our mum for money then me joy leah and fay went sams. fay decided to bring her food with her and complaining hw ppl pon road is watching her and her food like dere hungry. dere was sum cr playing funky so we started skanking and laughing wiv the girls who was playing it.......we walked past this 'couple' in the car n they were on this lipszin ting but they parked hidden so me n fay thought she was a prostitute and they all was lookin in the car n ting. when we entered sams this pakistani boy was like benning over leaning on the counter so i whipsered to joy thats ur time DAGGA DAGGA THAT. so joy started iminating and we all started benning up and sat down they he turned around and took bare long just to roll his eyes. then he got his food and was like is there something funny then he sat down and fay moved and he was like is there something funny if its that funny tell me ur all butters ahh ur frass anyway. fay done finish her supermalt but she wasnt throwing the bottle away. then we got our food and ducked fay waved at him and started creasing then we was walking and fay was like IS HE DUMB NAH REEALLY 1. u have a girl wiv a bottle. 2. u got a girl wiv heels on. 3. were all black . 4. deres 4 of us and 1 of him. then we got back and jammed and was cracking jokes on end .
i would tell the rest but i feel as if i typed a lot. pictures will go up another time
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